Getting the Paper

"Hello.....Hello?"

"Good evening Sir, my name is Michael Martinez and I am calling you this evening to tell you about a really special offer we have to enable you to receive the Dallas News Gazette for just $49.99 for one whole year."

"I see."

"Who am I having the pleasure of speaking to this evening?"

"I'm Rod Crawford."

"Well let me first ask you Mr. Crawford: Do you receive the Dallas News Gazette right now?"

"No, I have never received this publication."

"Well, we have a really great offer where if you sign up for one year you can receive this paper for just $49.99. It's a really great deal. But let me ask you first: how is the weather in Dallas?"

"Well it's a little cold out right now, kinda crisp which I like."

"Hmmm.... sounds quite nice Mr. Crawford, but let me tell you why I am asking, I am phoning all the way from New Mexico which is where our head office is, so I was just wondering how the weather was over there."

"I see, how interesting."

"So Sir, can I interest you in our special offer, would you like to receive the Dallas News Gazette for just $49.99?"

"Yes, this sounds like a great offer."

"Grrrreat! Can you tell me what your zip code there is?"

"Er, I'm afraid I really don't know what the zip code here is. Sorry."

"No problem sir, no problem, we can find that out for you. Can you tell me the name of your street."

"Well I think I am off Highway 121. I think the best idea would be if you address it to:
Rod Crawford
The 3rd Pay Phone
Gate C37
Terminal C
Dallas Fort Worth Airport
Dallas."



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