Turkey our latest EU candidate shows us what it's got

Turkey, that progressive modern Mecca (no pun intended), has once again demostrated its suitability to join the EU:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6175893.stm
What a fantastic idea! I think I'll do that the next time I land at Heathrow to give thanks for my safe arrival, and to have a bit of breakfast at the same time.