Authentic Experience

When I got back I was seriously hungry. The Ignite NYC event was about free beer and cupcakes and neither of those really fitted the bill lunch or dinner-wise. I thumbed through the hotel directory, sure I would find somewhere that did pizza delivery at the very least. There was only one entry: The Bantry Bay Authentic Irish Pub. And boy was I luck because they delivered food up until 11:00pm at night. I dialed and no one answered. I dialed again: Nothing. I finally looked the place up on Google maps and flipped a coin as to whether I should risk walking to it or not. I decided I'd rather get mugged on a full stomach and headed off. It wasn't far and had authentic bars on its windows making it fit right in with its surroundings.
"Kitchens closed!" the authentic Irish landlady said and my hopes of anything else authentic apart from a pint evaporated.

New York Sucks!