Waiting at the Camera Store

I went to Los Gatos Camera to upgrade our camera. Our previous camera was funnily enough just over 5 years old (I am sure you can figure out why), and we decided it was time to buy something, faster with higher resolution. Oddly enough I didn't buy the latest E-500 Olympus, I bought the previous model, the E-300. My research showed that there was little between them and the E-300 was a tad faster. Turns out the E-500 is just Olympus reducing their build cost to maximise their profit. Sometimes newer isn't always better.
As I left the store the owner thanked me for my purchase.
I replied: "I will now phone my wife and tell her she can give birth now."
(Actually I needed to charge the battery first)